Monday Funny May17

Monday Funny

I know. We ALL hate those forwarded emails. But you have to admit, that sometimes you laugh. Here’s two funny one’s I found in my email box. Words of Wisdom I actually found a link to order the above t-shirt at: http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Bomb-Technician. It’s also a...

104 Ways to Die

Coca-Cola announced recently, that for the past five years, they have been working on something called Freestyle, a super-sleek, touch-screen soda fountain that lets users create up to 104 different flavors of soda. This high-tech beverage machine shoots out a wide range of traditional sodas,...

Students Kicked Off Campus for Wearing American Flag Tees May06

Students Kicked Off ...

What had happened was… Five students at Live Oak High School in Morgan Hill, California, decided to “show their colors” wear items to school, depicting the American Flag, on Cinco de Mayo, at a school with a large Mexican American student population. During brunch break, the...

Hey Nigel! Get Well ...

UKIP candidate Nigel Farage pulled alive from plane wreckage after election day crash First of all, Nigel is alive. I’d like to say he’s OK, but he’s still in the hospital. What had happened was… Nigel Farage and pilot Justin Adams were doing a stunt in...

New Section

I started a new page called Useful Crap. I use the page as a virtual place to store links and things that I have found useful. It only has a couple of things at the moment but as I find more useful crap, the page should grow. Currently it has: A link to ASCII Codes An Electric Meter Reading...

Happy Birthday Dale! Apr30

Happy Birthday Dale!

Yesterday was Dale Earnhardt’s Birthday. He’s not here to celebrate it so I guess it’s up to the rest of us. Thank You Dale… For being an ambassador for the greatest sport on earth… NASCAR For being so nice to me the 3 times I actually got to meet you For leaving...

Mathematics Mar04

Mathematics

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?...

Nigel Farage’s rampa...

I’m sorry. I know I’m suppose to be working. But I keep hearing this clip on the Alex Jones’ show and it makes me laugh every time. Not because I think this guy is wrong, but because I swear that I have NEVER heard someone tell someone off a person so eloquently in my life....

The ACS aka the Fake...

Months before the actual census was due to be released, some people received a fake census The American Community Survey from the US Department of Commerce, Economics and Statistics Administration, US Census Bureau (Form ACS-1(2009)KFI) aka the long form. It looks like the regular census...

Alex Jones is Mad as...

OK. That’s a dumb title. Alex Jones is Mad as Hell! Isn’t he always???!!! I’ve been seeing a lot of crap on the web trashing and dismissing him. That’s easy because he’s loud and obnoxious. But my problem with joining the Anti-Alex bandwagon is that a lot of...

I’m Just Sayin...

Something freaky happened to me the other day. I turned on my radio, like I always do at 1am, to listen to Coast to Coast AM, but instead of hearing the show, I heard static and then Spanish music. When I looked at the radio display, I saw that was tuned to something other than 770 WABC-AM....

Talk Show Shh…

I just wanted to chime in on this whole talkshow host crap. Who cares? I’m not sure I do but… Remember Johnny Carson? I do. I remember when I was old enough to be able to stay up and watch him. I remember that, despite how unfunny Johnny Carson was sometimes, he was Johnny Carson...

That sound…

Remember that sound I told you about… that sound that sound that black people can make? I heard that sound again. I’ve been hearing it for a while now, but had no idea what it was. I was out running errands around the holidays and a bit of it came on in the car radio, not enough...

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