And I’m Not Ki...

Every now and then (hopefully not too often) someone says something to me that a simple “Kiss My Ass” will not due. Every now and then whatever someone says pisses me off so much that I consider turning in my virtual gun for a real one. Every now and then when someone says...

In My World, It̵...

I can’t tell you how this conversation started or what it was even about, it just started like many I have heard before… “You know what your problem is…?” To which the only response is… “No but I’m sure you’re gonna tell me…”...

Stop Staring! They&#...

Guys… And I do mean guys as in male – tell me, how long have men and women existed together on this planet? At some point if you’ve seen one pair you’ve seen them all (or so you’d think). So I’m walking down the street with my mom. We were on Broadway and...

At Any Given Moment&...

So I’m working in this warehouse. It’s all guys except me and one other chick and the testosterone is flying around like tropical storm Hilda. These two guys are arguing about something stupid (aren’t they always) and I’m thinking damn, just whip ’em out already...

The Line to Start Ki...

For a long time I quite fond of telling who got on my nerves what they could do, namely – kiss my ass. One particularly bad day I had to tell several people to kiss my ass. It was a day when I was very busy and didn’t really have time to stand there waiting for the next person to...

Where is my Big Gaug...

So I’m at work which means usually means I’m having a shitty day but this particular day was a super shitty day at the end of which I finally got this job done and I sent it to the printer but the it didn’t print. I checked the printer and it said it was out of paper. It...

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