Dog Chips for Everyo...

So yesterday I was walking around my apartment, kinda listening, sorta watching NBC 4-2 because its usually less annoying than NBC 4-1. There were two hosts/reporters commenting on some of the latest news stories. One story was “Pet Alert: Fido’s Microchip May Not Work as...

You know your penis ...

…you unleashed upon the world, the crappiest operating system EVER in the history of man, that rivals the 2nd worse operating system that, um, you also created. Your operating system is SO bad that PC manufacturers are having trouble selling computers with said piece of crap on it and...

A funny thing happen...

We were out today running errands. It was a beautiful day, sunny and breezy. We drove over to the Associated Supermarket in Starrett City to pick up a couple of things. When we got out of the car, my aunt and I noticed a lot of birds. There are usually birds around Starrett City, stray...

My Feet Are Off The ...

You might have figured out by now that I’m catching up on all the damn email in my inbox. I came across this forward from “aunt” Cynthia and thought I would post it because it was not only inspirational but gave me an excuse to post a picture of cutie-pantz Tyler Perry. Oh...

Wha ha happen waz...

Officer Omar Edwards was honored and unfortunately buried in Brooklyn today. Edwards was killed in the line of duty on Thursday, May 28th in Harlem after he began chasing an assailant that he found breaking into his car. Cops getting shot is nothing new to New Yorkers, but when Fox news in NY...

Perfect 10 – 0...

Right now, it’s Saturday night  well technically it’s Sunday night but since the day begins and ends with my smile… and I’m doing a little light cleaning. And what better way to clean, than listening to my iPod, on random play, docking in my new Crosley iJuke. My iPod...

Anyone else would be...

I would like to just leave this review at the title and the poster because, honestly, what can be said about Crank 2. There are no words to describe it, ask my brother-in-law. He had the misfortune of seeing this movie without seeing the original Crank and afterward he looked so numb I...

It’s Cold Outside… but Dale’s not THAT dead! Jul22

It’s Cold Outs...

OK. So I’m walking home from the bus stop. It’s kinda breezy here in Chicagoland. I’m staring at the clouds ever since I saw that documentary about controlling the weather. I want to see if the clouds are real or man made. They seem real and the breeze seems real. I’m...

Why TCF Bank can Kiss My Ass in HELL! Jul17

Why TCF Bank can Kis...

I wanted to post this sooner but I had to calm down first. I know. It’s never stopped me before but I really wanted to take a breath on this one. I had some accounts a TCF bank for a while. I would hear from people that they sucked but they had always treated me OK and they got the...

Gramma on…

On March 10, 2008, The New York Times reported that New York Govenor Elliott Spitzer had previously patronized a high-priced prostitution service called Emperors Club VIP and met for over two hours with a $1,000-an-hour call girl now known to be a New York City singer going by the name Ashley...

And I’m Not Ki...

Every now and then (hopefully not too often) someone says something to me that a simple “Kiss My Ass” will not due. Every now and then whatever someone says pisses me off so much that I consider turning in my virtual gun for a real one. Every now and then when someone says...

In My World, It̵...

I can’t tell you how this conversation started or what it was even about, it just started like many I have heard before… “You know what your problem is…?” To which the only response is… “No but I’m sure you’re gonna tell me…”...

Stop Staring! They&#...

Guys… And I do mean guys as in male – tell me, how long have men and women existed together on this planet? At some point if you’ve seen one pair you’ve seen them all (or so you’d think). So I’m walking down the street with my mom. We were on Broadway and...

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