Nice Try…

So you actually think that if you tell a lie and get the media you control to repeat the lie, that it will be the truth? Yeah, I know, it worked before. But here’s the thing… that was then, this is now. We know¬† your tricks. They’re not working on us any more. Calling Rand...

You know your penis ...

…you unleashed upon the world, the crappiest operating system EVER in the history of man, that rivals the 2nd worse operating system that, um, you also created. Your operating system is SO bad that PC manufacturers are having trouble selling computers with said piece of crap on it and...

My Feet Are Off The ...

You might have figured out by now that I’m catching up on all the damn email in my inbox. I came across this forward from “aunt” Cynthia and thought I would post it because it was not only inspirational but gave me an excuse to post a picture of cutie-pantz Tyler Perry. Oh...

It’s Cold Outside… but Dale’s not THAT dead! Jul22

It’s Cold Outs...

OK. So I’m walking home from the bus stop. It’s kinda breezy here in Chicagoland. I’m staring at the clouds ever since I saw that documentary about controlling the weather. I want to see if the clouds are real or man made. They seem real and the breeze seems real. I’m...

Why TCF Bank can Kiss My Ass in HELL! Jul17

Why TCF Bank can Kis...

I wanted to post this sooner but I had to calm down first. I know. It’s never stopped me before but I really wanted to take a breath on this one. I had some accounts a TCF bank for a while. I would hear from people that they sucked but they had always treated me OK and they got the...

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